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May 8, 2010

Funny true facts #1

x) It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is "shake" and the 46th word from the last word is "spear".

x) If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.

x) The strength of early lasers was measured in Gillettes, the number of blue razor blades a given beam could puncture.

x) The drive-through line on opening day at the McDonald's restaurant in Kuwait City, Kuwait was at times seven miles long.

x) Point Roberts in Washington State is cut off from the rest of the state by British Columbia, Canada. If you wish to travel from Point Roberts to the rest of the state or vice versa, you must pass through Canada, including both Canadian and U.S. customs.

x) The Pentagon in Washington, D. C. has five sides, five stories, and five acres in the middle.

x) Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six minutes.

x) There is an ATM at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, which has a winter population of 200.

x) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

x) Newborn babies are given to the wrong mother in the hospital 12 times a day worldwide.

x) The Starbucks at the highest elevation is on Main Street in Breckenridge, Colorado.

x) Each year, over 1,000,000 people fail to itemize out the mortgage interest deduction on their income taxes. Last year, this amounted to $473,000,000 in taxes.

x) In 1998, more fast-food employees were murdered on the job than police officers.

x) The lead singer of The Knack, famous for "My Sharona," and Jack Kevorkian's lead defense attorney are brothers, Doug and Jeffrey Feiger.

x) Two very popular and common objects have the same function, but one has thousands of moving parts, while the other has absolutely no moving parts - an hourglass and a sundial.

x) One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.

x) If you know a (male) millionaire who happens to be married, The most likely profession of his wife is a teacher.

x) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Source: http://www.funny2.com/facts1.htm

May 7, 2010

Awesome friday night

Lets say that yesterday isnt my favorite day or our 2nd anniversary. But last night pretty stoked. I spent quarter of my day with my boyfriend, for culinary tour. hahah. Hittin seafood and also sushi, craving for burgers, pizza and drank 4 blueberry vanillas. Dayummm. Fully loaded, and almost exploded. Last year we never ever did it before. We used to candle light dinner or smth, but no for culinary tour. Or eating 5 different kinds of food. this is truly amazing. I've no idea to describe the moment. but, i've canceled my diet plan on friday. I let my body increased for 1 kilo. thats not a big deal. hahah. this moment will not happen for twice in a month, so yesterday I was using my time seriously. I ate everything and my boyfriend paid for the foods. But I paid the bill for sushi hahah.

17 months anniversary (anyway)

Crazy thoughts unsolved. lol

✕ Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
✕ At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
✕ What is Satan's last name?
✕ Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
✕ Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
✕ If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
✕ Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
✕ If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
✕ If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
✕ If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
✕ Do they bury people with their braces on?
✕ How far east can you go before you're heading west?
✕ How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
✕ Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
✕ If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
✕ If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
✕ Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Source: crazythoughts.com

Fail you over

When everyone around you continues to fail you over & over… Sometimes it’s good to know that you can stand alone without them & be strong.

By Craig Owens

Drop Dead MESS

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DONT MESS WITH DROP DEAD-MAN █

Another Lincoln’s words.

Our cause, then, must be intrusted to, and conducted by, its own undoubted friends-those whose hands are free, whose hearts are in the work-who do care for the result. Two years ago the Republicans of the nation mustered over thirteen hundred thousand strong. We did this under the single impulse of resistance to a common danger, with every external circumstance against us. Of strange, discordant, and even, hostile elements, we gathered from the four winds, and formed and fought the battle through, under the constant hot fire of a disciplined, proud, and pampered enemy. Did we brave all then to falter now?-now when that same enemy is wavering, dissevered, and belligerent? The result is not doubtful. We shall not fail-if we stand firm, we shall not fail. Wise councils may accelerate or mistakes delay it, but, sooner or later, the victory is sure to come

❤, Lincoln

E = MC^2: Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.

★ Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect, as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.

★ Most people go on living their everyday life: frightened, half indifferent, they behold the ghostly tragi-comedy that has been performed on the international stage before the eyes and ears of the world.

★ A successful man is he who receives a great deal from his fellow men, usually incomparably more than corresponds to his service to them. The value of a man, however, should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.

★ No, this trick won't work. . . . How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?